Warning: This post is sort of dirty. So dont read it if you dont like sleaze.

Porn addicts around the world (especially Pakistan)  must be  celebrating the launch of  PornoTube.com (built on the same model as YouTube). I wouldnt be surprised if the PTA banned this website as well. So all the horny guys out there should make use of this website as much as they can. Where is this world coming to?

 I heard that London is staging the UK’s first ‘masturbate-a-thon’ tomorrow. I am sure a lot of people will be attending that event with hundreds of men and women expected to pleasure themselves for charity.

The setting in Clerkenwell Road, London will feature soft lighting, softer furnishings, relaxing music and solo booths.This event is taken place  on August 5 and will raise money for charity.

According to Sex Experts this will   act as a public education device to increase the use of self pleasure as a strategy for safer sex.( I bet all the sickos and perverts will turn up.)

The charity masturbate-a-thon has taken place in San Francisco for the last five years.Participants are sponsored for every minute they masturbate. (What will happen to them if they turn blind buttering their corn hehehe).

The Sexologist in charge of this event wants to see the British public can embrace mass public masturbation.Duh!

The organisers hope that new records are set for masturbation. The current record is  to 8 hours and 30 minutes. (With so many women around what man wouldnt wanna keep on jacking. The only catch  is that they have to do it themselves and arent allowed to have other people touching them.)

Tsk Tsk. What a sticky situation hehehe.